Quotes

  • “Overpeer, a company that planted false files on P2P networks that turned out to be bad data or advertisements said is shutting down effective immediately.

    great news. maybe they are shutting down because p2p is now dead and we all use itunes *wink wink*”
    by .:sp00ky:. at ZeroPaid
  • “Just because people wanna eat the burger doesn't mean they wanna meet the cow.” at %SOURCE%The Island (2005)
  • “The quieter you become, the more you are able to hear.”
  • “The only thing a nonconformist hates more than a conformist, is another nonconformist that wont conform to their standards of nonconformity.”
  • “There are 10 types of people, those that understand binary and those that don't.”
  • “I had the dish 500 series also and I found out the best solution. Take the box and put it on the floor, jump as hard as you can on it and then throw it out the window. Then call CABLE ME or your local beautiful, wonderful, high quality top of the line Cable Company and get the best services in the world. Cable has far surpassed that piece of crap dish weasels. Now they offer HD, Dual DVR's, Super High Speed Internet, Movies on Demand, Digital Phone Services, Sports Packages and so much more, all at a great low monthly fee. By the way, if you take that embarrassing dish off your house, most cable companies will reward you for returning it. Otherwise, it makes a great and cheap sled, since you probably are a little low on money after paying those HIGH DISH PURCHASE/RENTAL FEES!!!!”
    by Jerry
  • “If eBay did burgers, they'd be the best in the world.”
    by Thomas Hancock
  • “Because those choices seem to be made consciously and seldom out of raw emotion, they must appear to the people making them to be reasonable. A professor of mine, Ray Bauer, years ago corrected me when I put the label of "irrational" on someone's behavior. He said: "Hal, you'll understand people better if you assume that people's behavior is rational, at least from their point of view. Try to see what they see."”
    by Henry B. Eyring
  • “Pay no attention to what the critics say. A statue has never been erected in honor of a critic.”
    by vociferous
  • “Movie entertainment value in Star-Minutes / Dollar = (Movie length in minutes) x (Stars) / (Ticket Price + Travel Expenses + Snack Expenses)”
  • “You think your Commodore 64 is really neat-o? What kind of chip you got in there, a Dorito?”
    by Weird Al Yankovic at It's all about the pentiums
  • “How the keyboard arrangement came to be: Bill Gates and Steve Jobs were playing a match of scrabble, when they saw a TV commercial for Commodore 64, and Bill gates lost his temper. He flung the game board down, and then Steve noticed the funny position of the letters. It read, "QWERTY".”
  • “What did the standard out say to the standard in? "Put that in your pipe and smoke it".”
    by Tanner W.
  • “Media mavens mount surgical strikes from trapper keeper collages and online magazine racks
    Cover girl cutouts throw up pop-up ads
    Infecting victims with silicone shrapnel
    Worldwide passenger pigeons deploy paratroopers
    Now it's raining pornography
    Lovers take shelter
    Post-production debutantes pursue you in Nascar chariots

    They construct ransom letters from biblical passages and bleed mascara into the holy water
    supplies

    There's a war going on for your mind

    Industry insiders slang test tube babies to corporate crack heads
    They flash logos and blast ghettos
    Their embroidered neckties say "Stop Stitching"
    Conscious rappers and whistle blowers get stitches made of acupuncture needles and marionette
    strings

    There is a war going on for your mind

    Professional wrestlers and vice presidents want you to believe them
    The desert sky is their blue screen
    They superimpose explosions
    They shout at you
    "Pay no attention to the men behind the barbed curtain
    Nor the craters beneath the draped flags
    Those hoods are there for your protection
    And meteors these days are the size of corpses"

    There's a war going on for your mind

    We are the insurgents”
    by Flobots at There is a War Going on for Your Minds
  • “Caution remains the rule of the day, but never forget that the pirate holds the upper hand simply by taking the initiative. And more often that not, it's the initiative that determines who wins a battle.”
    by DIYMedia at http://www.diymedia.net/feature/fcc/f013100.htm
  • “I would rather live my life as if there is a God, And die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't, and die to find out there is.”
  • “Pizza via PayPal would be the pinnacle of human achievement.”
    by Rebellion at 
  • “The difference between science and religion is simple. Science explains the how. Religion explains the why.”
    by     Mark
  • “What the eyes hear, and the ears see, the mind believes.”
    by Stanley at Swordfish
  • “But that reminds me I jump started my car one time at my house with an extension cord and an AT computer PSU I had to let it charge my battery for like 45min but eventually it worked.”
    by antiflag1980 at ZeroPaid
  • “Some people, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use regular expressions." Now they have two problems.”
  • “Linode is the Newegg of VPS!”
    by Tanner-Williamson">Tanner Williamson at VPS Hosting
  • “The four sided box may appear to be flat when drawn on a one sided paper, yet has six sides in a three dimensional world. Think outside the box.”
    by Tanner Williamson
  • “Like a week ago I cut a hole in the top of the hard drive and made it Plexiglas, but it all worked until today. Someone please help, I don't know what could be the problem!”
    by wojo123456789">wojo123456789 at Xbox Scene
  • “My computer keeps telling me to press the any key. Where's the any key?”
    by Homer Simpson at The Simpsons
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