Officer Symbolic Link says he is “not the real hero”. Rather, Officer Symbolic Link said that Linux Torvald and Solaris were “the ones who [we] should be thanking” for the saving of Mr. Linux from almost certain data corruption and death.

The incident happened in the Down Town File Systems area known to town citizens as “EXT3″. An operator for Open Source Organization wishing to remain anonymous commented that he was “glad to see Linux safe and sound with as few shards of duplicates as possible”. Linux had been running stable in EXT3 for many months until yesterday evening, shortly after Peak Network Traffic Hour had passed, when he noticed someone copying him in every bit immediately behind him. Continue Reading

So I’ve sold a few automobiles that I’ve owned before, and as listing an automobile online gives you great exposure to potential buyers, it also gives you great exposure to, well, wishful thinkers (to say the least).

I’ve had a lot of strange offers before. Someone once offered in all seriousness to trade my $12,000 Supra for a $500 Chevy S10 that was rusting out the nose. Pfft!

Well, this one just came in minutes ago for my Toyota MR2. So far, it takes the cake.

Name: Stifo Bililgne
Stifo Bililgne
Sun, Jun 21, 2009 at 2:47 AM

hey, i saw your MR2, it looks pretty good on the outside, not sure bout the inside tho, but the price sounds pretty good i’ll see wut my dad thinks cause he’s the one buyin it. Im interested in the car but for certain reasons, it might take me a FEW MONTHS to buy it, so i just have one little request.. Can you PLEASE just like put it on hold for me thats all i ask, i live right here in N. Logan so PLEASE just keep it on hold for me.. u think u can do that? text me or email me back. thanks bro.

Well, there you have it folks. Yes, I think I’ll hold the car for you Scuba Stifo. Perhaps I’ll even throw in a rear view mirror air freshener to freshen the deal up a tad bit. Let me know when you’re finally ready to purchase the vehicle, and I’ll throw in the entire redwood forest, rather than just the cardboard pine tree shaped air freshener. What a bargain, I think this deal is too sweet to pass up. It’s a good thing you’ve got a few months to drool over it. I’m sure by that time you’ll be needing a few air fresheners if smell anything like your spelling… and your spelling stinks!